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Flatts syndrome 

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66
Flatts syndrome by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009

Rascal Flatts 

1. A country band originally from Ohio.

2. Synonymous with lesbian or bulldyke because all three Rascal Flatts band members resemble a lesbian or bulldyke.
Rob: Hey man did you see that guy?

John: I think it was a Rascal Flatts it had boobs.

Rascal Flatts 

A Country band consisting of Joe Don Rooney, Gary LeVox, and Jay Demarcus.
The Rascal Flatts sing "Bless The Broken Road"

the flatts

Imma go get some bitches at the clubs in the flatts
the flatts by bojzzle October 2, 2004

Rascal Flatts 

A threesome of metrosexuals that are wanna-be country music stars but are really just a boy band in disguise. Most of their top 40 songs appeal to teenage girls and young women who think their relationships relate to all of their songs.
" John- Hey did you see that new promo poster of Rascal Flatts?"

" Me- Yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the fag bars on a regular basis."

" John- True"

Rascal Flatts 

Country music on estrogen. Women who think Rascal Flatts is a good band don't really know what good country music sounds like. Actually they don't know what good music is period. Nevermind that all their songs cater to women and they are 'sooo hawt'.
Rascal Flatts fan: OMG they are sooo hawt!
Rascal Flatts by Mattcamel August 1, 2007