Flatism 

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!

“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”

Flatism by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024

Fatism 

The motivational encouragement of fat people to become thin again.

friend: Do you support fatism?
me: Yes I do. I am talking to 3 fatsos, trying to make them realize how ugly and stupid they are.

Fatism by 2HITLER4ME July 26, 2014

Fatism 

Fatism defines the prejudice to fat people (aka being rude to fat people)

Ryan: Fat people are fat!
Omar: Hey, ryan! Don't say that! That's fatism! :O

Fatism by OmzWG June 7, 2014

self-flatisfaction 

Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.

Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.

self-flatisfaction by frankthepossum April 28, 2015

flagism 

(Verb) act of placing, or inserting into one's anus, any member of the amphibian genus of species as punishment for slowing down operation raids.

(Adv.) any phrase or quote, first coined by Flagship of the EbonHawk, repeated in heavy sarcasm.

"Flagship places a frog in Kinsaa's anus" = Flagism
"That is racist" = Flagism

flagism by Sithras77 February 4, 2015

Fatism 

Prejudice against overweight persons. Also weightism. Very common in Europe, less so in America where most of the population is out of shape.

Fatism permeates the fasion industry.

Fatism by Count of Monte Christo July 1, 2004

Fatism 

Prejudice and discrimination against people who are considered overweight according to current societal standards. Fatism, or weightism, is frequently excused, tacitly approved, and perpetuated on the basis that it is linked to the legitimate health concern of obesity. However, the function of fatism is not health-related. Instead, it is a means to oppress and marginalize an individual based on a perceived inadequacy in their appearance. Fatism can even be a subconscious, internalized bias.

Fatism is also often viewed as a feminist issue, because this form of discrimination is generally applied more heavily against women than men in most modern cultures.

When Bill decided to promote Gwen instead of Margaret because he felt Margaret’s extra weight was repulsive and didn’t represent the company's values, it was a clear case of fatism.

Fatism by Lelliefant February 7, 2019