The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!
“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.