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A cross between a casket and a flask, or a casket shaped flask, especially when used to drink oneself to death.
On her flasket, beautifully engraved were the words... “Was not whiskey, vice, nor sin, it was vodka did her in.”
flasket by Sam McGee July 16, 2008
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A gay man or woman who decides, for whatever reason, to become straight.
"Hey Robert, you know Jim?"
"Yeah, he's sooooo gay."
"Not anymore, he's straight now."
"What a flasket."
Flasket by Joey Paul December 13, 2016

Goomba Flasked 

Goomba Flasked is a face expression you make that looks like a goomba the meaning of this face is like shocked but also retarded so its like a retard gets suprised with a gift he would be goomba flasked.
Person: gives me a gift

Me: ''goomba flasked''
Goomba Flasked by Ohhh my lawd September 6, 2022

Flackets 

General term for the beever blankets or fanny lips/labia beeversnatch
Look at the flackets on that!!
Flackets by Rod Johnson November 10, 2003

flaketard 

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.
First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!
flaketard by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Flasketta 

The name given to a female hip flask, to be filled with either wine, pimms, vodka or prickly pear juice.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.
Example 1.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!

Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!

Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.
Flasketta by Pixie&Scarlett March 1, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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