Flaket 

Commonly used to describe a crusty, painful poo. Can often be mistaken for burnt cornflakes.

“Just done a poo and it was heavy flaket, my arse is ringing”

Flaket by FatFlaketMan69 January 16, 2022

Faketoshi 

Claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin, when you are not.

Craig Wright is a cockwombling bunglecunt Faketoshi.

Faketoshi by BTCShadow April 12, 2019

faketoshi 

Used in the crypto community to refer to Dr. Craig Wright, who claims to be Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto without delivering any credible proof.

- Faketoshi is such a Shitlord
- Faketoshi's shitcoin fork goes down faster than a hooker with a mortgage.

faketoshi by jomanzza November 21, 2018

Flakee 

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

Khorne Flakes 

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

Khorne Flakes by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011

flakesican 

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

flakesican by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

faketography 

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

faketography by jpg3 June 1, 2015