Flaket

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Commonly used to describe a crusty, painful poo. Can often be mistaken for burnt cornflakes.

“Just done a poo and it was heavy flaket, my arse is ringing”

Flaket by FatFlaketMan69 January 16, 2022

Words you can keep

Faketoshi

Claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin, when you are not.

Craig Wright is a cockwombling bunglecunt Faketoshi.

Faketoshi by BTCShadow April 12, 2019

Related Words

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faketoshi

Used in the crypto community to refer to Dr. Craig Wright, who claims to be Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto without delivering any credible proof.

- Faketoshi is such a Shitlord
- Faketoshi's shitcoin fork goes down faster than a hooker with a mortgage.

faketoshi by jomanzza November 21, 2018

Flakee

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

Khorne Flakes

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

Khorne Flakes by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011

flakesican

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

flakesican by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

faketography

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

faketography by jpg3 June 1, 2015

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026