Flanket

A big bushy beard that acts as a warm face blanket. It takes time to grow, but it is well worth the effort.

Did you see that dude's flanket? He must keep super warm in the winter.

by Ami de Bill June 6, 2013

Flanket

When people fail hard, so you made a new word, conjugated as he/she/they flank'd so hard

Me: Wow, that question was so basic and he still got it wrong
John: He is a born flanket, so I expected that

by The Epic Factor November 9, 2014

Flanket

A floor blanket. In place of a carpet or rug one will place a blanket on the floor and call it good.

Maddy: is this your rug?
Alex: no it's a floor blanket.
Maddy: oh you got a flanket

by eboyfornow August 31, 2019

Nanny Flanket

An old ladies cardigan

Mum: did u see the nanny flanket gran was wearing today

Teenage Girl: Im not buyin that, its a nanny flanket!

by IloveGuitars999 October 28, 2010

Flankstangruel

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flanker

In rugby: the name given to players numbered 6-7. These individuals are well known to be gentlemen off the pitch, but as soon as they step onto the pitch they become animals, tackling anyone who comes near them, and often starting fights.

'look at that tackle' 'he must be the flanker'
'any idea who started the fight?' 'probably the flanker'

by Blind-side April 23, 2018

Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006