A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by gangsters in Chicago to counter police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and destructive machine that is capable of bringing the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.
"I'm gonna kill that brat!" growls Phat Tony
"But boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads Gus "Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.