Goomba Flasked is a face expression you make that looks like a goomba the meaning of this face is like shocked but also retarded so its like a retard gets suprised with a gift he would be goomba flasked.
A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.
First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!
The name given to a female hip flask, to be filled with either wine, pimms, vodka or prickly pear juice.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.
Example 1.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!
Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!
Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.