Flashfail

(noun)
A trend or style that was once popular but now seems outdated or embarrassing.

“Looking back, the dab was a complete flashfail.”
"Those TikTok dances back in 2020 are such a flashfail"
“I thought those TikTok dances were the coolest thing in 2020, but now they’re a total flashfail.”

by merakiii August 6, 2024

freshfail

A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.

Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!

by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008

flashcall

Incident where a large number of people prank call one phone number (usually belonging to a business or organization) to interrupt their operations/service. Similar to a flash mob.

The Game allegedly got his twitter followers to flashcall several LA County Sheriff stations, overwhelming dispatchers and deputies while they were trying to find a missing person and several stolen cars.

by Your Testicles August 17, 2011

flashfriend

A summer love but within the realms of platonic friendship. A close, fun friendship that is great for a season but soon evaporates into the cloud of memories that is, "what once was".

A flashfriend is someone you spend every day and night with for all of 3-6 months; hanging out, watching movies, talking about every subject known to man, etc... As soon as soon as the above mentioned time period ends, they disappear. You simply wave to one another from across the hall in passing and wonder what happened.

by werenotemoanymore March 7, 2010

flashable

Something that is able to absorb something else without changing features

After walking into the bright room, my eyes weren’t as flashable as I had thought, as my pupils had dilated

by Not so innapropriate ;) September 21, 2023

flashfiredog

I was told that because of this man there is a gargoyle missing on a French cathedral.

A flashfiredog is an infamous male.

by CerebrumFracture July 27, 2022

flashual

Flashual is a casual flash. When you are flashing someone but it does not look like it is on purpose, even though it is. Often used by couples in crowded rooms.

"Wow, did you see what she did? That was a flashual."

flash casual

by No_Pun_Intended January 13, 2017