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Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified
Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!
Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010
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flapsmack 

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear
FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.
flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011

Fladumpadump 

Large ugly shoes or boots. Usually the sole is too big and overall the shoes look too big on a person's feet. Plural: Fladumpadumps
" He was wearing these big fladumpadumps last night"
Fladumpadump by Conor Nolan May 14, 2016

Flapulence 

Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
Flapulence by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015

Flapulate 

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!
Flapulate by cliftonium May 10, 2004

Flapuccino 

The female catcher gave me a flapuccino to the nose when I was sliding into home between her legs
Flapuccino by Jabronigamer June 18, 2022