Another name for a
Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing
flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or
loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his
digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the
executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick
courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.