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Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified
Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!
Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010
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flapsmack 

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear
FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.
flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011

Fladumpadump 

Large ugly shoes or boots. Usually the sole is too big and overall the shoes look too big on a person's feet. Plural: Fladumpadumps
" He was wearing these big fladumpadumps last night"
Fladumpadump by Conor Nolan May 14, 2016

Flapulence 

Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
Flapulence by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015

Flapulate 

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!
Flapulate by cliftonium May 10, 2004

Flapuccino 

The female version of teabagging someone.
The female catcher gave me a flapuccino to the nose when I was sliding into home between her legs
Flapuccino by Jabronigamer June 18, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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