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Fapumentary 

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.
"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."
Fapumentary by theclassicfool August 6, 2014

fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.
We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.
fakeumentary by Jamfetto June 6, 2010

foxumentary 

A documentary that is misleading, often using slight of hand and statistics, purposely designed to fox* you.

*Fox = To trick or fool by ingenuity or cunning; outwit. To baffle or confuse.

Note: It is often incorrectly thought that 'foxumentary' came about as a disparaging term for documentaries seen on the Fox network. This is not the case, and all networks my put out foxumentaries. It is merely a coincidence that the fox network is perceived by many as putting out nothing but foxumentaries.
"That anti-environmentalist film was a foxumentary."

"That's not a fair and balanced! It's a foxumentary."

"That program on Bush's legacy was a foxumentary"

The 'documentary' on the fox network last night was a foxumentary" (pun - how apt)
foxumentary by Marka_1 January 14, 2009

napumentary

a Netflix documentary you put on not to actually watch, but instead fall asleep to within the first 15 minutes and wake up refreshed an hour later to the end credits rolling. A guilt-free way to get some shut eye in the middle of the day.
A: Oh man, yesterday afternoon I watched a great napumentary called Antarctica: A Year on Ice. As soon as everyone was preparing for the long winter ahead I went comatose. It was great.
napumentary by data_ders August 23, 2016

Fakumentary 

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.
The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.
Fakumentary by robbane February 4, 2009

focumentary 

A Fake Documentary or something designed to seem real to its viewers,
Dam what a fuckin Focumentary I thought that Blair Witch stuff was gonna be real..
focumentary by Mr Biggles March 22, 2006

Funumentary

A documentary that is fun, lighthearted, upbeat...or doesn't otherwise make you feel sad.
The King of Kong was a great funumentary. I was laughing my ass off!
Funumentary by HeatedGoods February 27, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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