Flanipulation

The act of uncharacteristacally flirting with an indivdual to manipulate an outcome, deal, or decision. Once the goal is acheived, the flirting comes to an abrupt halt.

Ethan: "Is James seriously flirting with the gay guy behind the starbucks counter??"

Tom: "Yeah, but don't worry, it's just flanipulation. He's a bigger cheapskate than he is a heterosexual and hates paying for expensive coffee"

Flanipulation by Flyn Hawaiin September 4, 2010

fornipulation 

Fornipulation means to formulate a strategy to manipulate another person into fornication, usually done by a married person pretending to be single.

The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.

fornipulation by pitstopdeodorant,theracersedge December 26, 2013

Flapulation 

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

Flapulation by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

frinipulation 

the act of manipulating one or more frinions

Frinipulation is the key to my scheme for global domination.

frinipulation by O.K.O. August 3, 2010

flandgulation 

The use of fingers

Me:"Flandges are fingers"
Chris:"Flandgulation"

Me"mhm"

flandgulation by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeatard August 5, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022