Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

by Razefup March 26, 2010

fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

by annonXD October 16, 2008

legacy features

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".

Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."

by Brutalfield2042 January 20, 2022

cunt features

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

twat features

A person with facial features that resemble a twat

1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!

by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006

flaptulence

A pussy fart.

From Flatulence:
- The invisible stink cloud

And flap:
- From the lips that should not speak

My mum has flaptulence.

by Ross1981 August 12, 2006

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

by ckerr16 April 23, 2008