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Definitions by Shell555

crutch odour 

Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.
Girl: fancy a shag?
Boy: fuck off, you've got crutch odour, go and wash your cunt!
crutch odour by Shell555 January 5, 2007

fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!
Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!
fanny licker by Shell555 January 5, 2007

cunt features 

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!
boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!
cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007