Definitions by Shell555
crutch odour
Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.
crutch odour by Shell555 January 5, 2007
fanny licker
A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!
Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!
fanny licker by Shell555 January 5, 2007
cunt features
cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007