falaptured 

When you're giving head to a friend while being brought up to the heavens during the rapture.

Bro I got falaptured while I was ascending to heaven and immediately got sent to hell... worth it.

falaptured by ShaggyBreh October 21, 2017

Flaptures 

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

Flaptures by Razefup March 26, 2010