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The day where everybody in the entire world faps.
We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.
Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011
Words you can keep
A mixture from the words "fap" (also masturbating) and "picture". Meaning a picture someone jerks off to.
Uncommon alternative to "nasty videos".
Dude 1: Hey, have ya seen my fapture collection?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I only jerk off to videos.
Related Words

Fapturnal 

Someone who normally faps during the night.
"I tend to fap when my parents are asleep so i won't get caught"
Bro- "Oh so you're fapturnal
Fapturnal by Hippopotamus April 8, 2012

fapturbate 

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.
fapturbate by BFFN July 11, 2009

Faytures 

"Faytures" a colloquial term used in the west of Ireland (mainly Galway) to call out to another person as a form of greeting, eg; "Hay Faytures". Also used occasionally as a way of teasing another person or purposely creating confusion in a conversation.
"hay Faytures", "sponge bob square faytures"
Faytures by johnb6669 May 4, 2010
Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit
I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago
fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021

Flaptures 

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.
Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!
Flaptures by Razefup March 26, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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