Fapture

The day where everybody in the entire world faps.

We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.

by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

Fapture

A mixture from the words "fap" (also masturbating) and "picture". Meaning a picture someone jerks off to.
Uncommon alternative to "nasty videos".

Dude 1: Hey, have ya seen my fapture collection?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I only jerk off to videos.

by hagridlovesbananasmorethanyou February 2, 2014

Fapturnal

Someone who normally faps during the night.

"I tend to fap when my parents are asleep so i won't get caught"
Bro- "Oh so you're fapturnal

by Hippopotamus April 8, 2012

fapturbate

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

by BFFN July 11, 2009

Faytures

"Faytures" a colloquial term used in the west of Ireland (mainly Galway) to call out to another person as a form of greeting, eg; "Hay Faytures". Also used occasionally as a way of teasing another person or purposely creating confusion in a conversation.

"hay Faytures", "sponge bob square faytures"

by johnb6669 May 4, 2010

fapturd

Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit

I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago

by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021

Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

by Razefup March 26, 2010