flaptuous

Very cold. Does not have an exact temperature, but when it's hella cold outside, could be due to rain, wind, snow, or just lack of warmth.

It's so damn flaptuous out today. Wish I had brought my coat.

by dawgz525 December 15, 2010

flatulus antiquitus

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

flatuoso

A person of remarkable ability in the art of the fart. Tuneful and melodic, A flatuoso is to flatulence what a virtuoso is to classical music.

The crowd applauded as Keith performed his air biscuit adagio in B flatulence minor. He was recognised as one the the greatest flatuosos of his era.

by Degenerate Scumbag November 19, 2016

Fluctuous

used to describe a nice ass.

J Lo's ass is fluctuous!

by DRivas January 5, 2012

Flumptuous

A happy fat person.

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.

by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012

Floptious

Something that has a floppy characteristic.

His hair is very floptious.

by Werd Sewtart November 3, 2016

fatuous

(the act or attribute of being) complancently stupid

I was rather fatuous watching television all day

by Bedfellows June 11, 2006