flaccitude
Having retrieved his flaccitude, John conceded to his instructor and agreed to go up in front of the class to begin his presentation.
flaccitude by Banaycha April 11, 2007
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Flaccitude
Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.
Flaccitude by zandwich September 26, 2017
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flaccitude
Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.
Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.
flaccitude by pipesucker March 9, 2018
flattitude
The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.
Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"
flattitude by moisays April 15, 2017
flaccident
flaccident by txkd April 28, 2019
flatitude
flatitude by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
Flaccideous
A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.
Flaccideous by om3g@ October 9, 2008
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