pipesucker's definitions
A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
Get the Volcanalmug. A bumball is where someone has gone for a shit which it is on the soggy side. With the over use of lavatory paper many pieces break off and roll up into little balls, very often landing on the toilet floor.
I was busting for a poo the other day and had to dash in to the nearest public loo. Unfortunately the place hadn't been cleaned for ages and the floor was littered with bumballs.
by pipesucker May 15, 2018
Get the bumballsmug. A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.
when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the beanbustermug. A ringbinder is medicine exactly the opposite of a laxative. It is taken during very severe bouts of diarrhoea to make your shit solid again.
Could you go to the chemist for me and get me a ringbinder. I feel I could shit through the eye of a needle
by pipesucker March 3, 2018
Get the ringbindermug. A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the spit babymug. a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.
I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.
by pipesucker February 28, 2018
Get the jonnycockmug. Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.
Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.
by pipesucker March 9, 2018
Get the flaccitudemug.