Definitions by zandwich

Flaccitude 

A state of extreme lassitude so intense that nothing is possible. Can affect any gender.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.

Flaccitude by zandwich September 26, 2017

Duh 101 

An exclamation you make when you realize something you should have known all along, or when the person you're with has a startling revelation about something obvious.

Bob: "Wow! I never knew that donuts were so bad for you!"
Sally: "Duh 101"

Francine: "I should have known he was married! Duh 101!"

Duh 101 by zandwich October 5, 2010