A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.
by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021
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Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
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One who gives good/great/amazing head.
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