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dixologist

A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.
"I used to go to Hickory & Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."
by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021
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dixologist

A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.
"I used to go to Hickory and Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."
by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021
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Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
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Mixologist

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.
John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
by 11398787 November 8, 2012
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dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!
Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!
by n2funsd February 3, 2010
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Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
by t3vin24 April 7, 2017
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dildologist

one who specializes in the sale of dildos and or other sex related products.
My girlfriend sales dildos ,therefore, she is a dildologist.
by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008
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