dixologist

A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.

"I used to go to Hickory & Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

dixologist by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021

dixologist

A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.

"I used to go to Hickory and Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

dixologist by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021

Dickologist 

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

dickologist 

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. 

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

dildologist 

one who specializes in the sale of dildos and or other sex related products.

My girlfriend sales dildos ,therefore, she is a dildologist.

dildologist by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008