dixologist
A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.
dixologist by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021
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dixologist
A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.
dixologist by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021
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Dickologist
Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."
"Visit the Dickologist".
"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
"Visit the Dickologist".
"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
Mixologist
John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.
Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012
dickologist
One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.
One who gives good/great/amazing head.
The mistress of blowjobs!
One who gives good/great/amazing head.
The mistress of blowjobs!
dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010
Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
Trust me, I'm a mixologist. by t3vin24 April 7, 2017
dildologist
dildologist by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008
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