John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.
Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
by 11398787 November 8, 2012
A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari
Q: Should we get some negronis?
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
by Notabeardedvillian December 10, 2021
A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.
by Oregon87 August 10, 2009
by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011
by witofatwit December 10, 2010
As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.
by TeresaLynnette August 26, 2021
A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
by t3vin24 April 7, 2017