Fitzcation

When a person goes on a vation and has no idea when he or she will return.

"Has anyone seen Tom lately?"

"No. He's on another fitzcation."

by MottsBalls January 12, 2010

fatocation

defined as death by suffocation by the fatosaurus. Usually by way of being stuck in a fat fold.

Police Officer :"How did he die?"
Coroner: "Fatocation..."
Police Officer: "Fato...what?"
First: "She sat on him and he suffocated"

by john mine January 23, 2008

The MAGA-fication of Singapore Math

When more Trumpublican parents and patriots, who believed the 2020 election was stolen from ex-President Trump, are pushing their lawmakers to fine or revoke the licences of state bookstores that sell Singapore math textbooks and workbooks, and also to ban these oft-brain-unfriendly but wallet-friendly titles in local schools, because these foreign K–12 math publications are allegedly detrimental to the mental health of local math-anxious or low self-esteem students.

The MAGA-fication of Singapore math has failed to prevent tens of thousands of homeschoolers in red states every year from ordering value-for-money math titles from the “fine” city for their children, who’re often bored or unchallenged by their dear inch-deep, mile-wide thick colorful math textbooks.

by Fasters September 15, 2022

Fatcation

When on vacation and you do more getting fat than vacationing

When you are on a cruise on which food and alcohol is paid for and exercise is optional, you are on a fatcation

by Keller O August 17, 2011

fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow

"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 26, 2006

Fingcation

When your fingers are on vacation and all of your typing stinks.

I've been texting so slow lately, my fingers must be on a fingcation.

by youlooklikeapotato August 13, 2015

Fetcation

When you take time out of your day to browse through Fetlife.

Boss is out of the office, time for a fetcation

by Dressy July 13, 2018