Fetcation 

When you take time out of your day to browse through Fetlife.

Boss is out of the office, time for a fetcation

Fetcation by Dressy July 13, 2018

E-Fatuation 

E-Fatuation: /EˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ - (“E” for Electric Vehicles/Cars) - noun; Definition - The love for electric vehicles and their "positive" environmental impact.

His understanding of not paying for gas tied to the power and speed of electric cars turned into an e-fatuation for them leading him to sell his gas car and buy an electric.

E-Fatuation by EV Industry Insider June 6, 2018

Fellations

Sexual relations limited to oral sex.

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.

Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

fellationeer 

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.

Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.

fellationeer by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

faycation 

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"

Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.

faycation by chicagodom April 10, 2009

fellationship 

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.

"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"

fellationship by HelenHar January 30, 2007

de fellationibus non curat lex 

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

de fellationibus non curat lex by Atemperman May 27, 2006