Firecation 

When your job fires you and is then forced to take you back. The time off you get between being fired and rehired by the same employer.

I had six months of firecation when I refused to get the COVID vaccine.

Firecation by Dancerooster July 16, 2023

furection 

An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.

Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.

furection by chris dofer January 14, 2008

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

Fecation 

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

Fecation by SciNerd March 12, 2010

long distance frelationship 

a friendship/relationship for friends who are in love with each other.

after taylor left, she and eric decided to try a long distance frelationship.

long distance frelationship by taylor97 October 20, 2008

Frienationshift 

The turnover of a friendship into a relationship.

I guess we're going through a frienationshift.

Frienationshift by Demattollah February 11, 2015

class 4 furcation 

another name for a really bad camel toe...

Whoah! That girl in the yoga pants has an extreme class 4 furcation!

class 4 furcation by teethscraper March 9, 2010