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A picture of a "fit" guy / girl.
Oooo look at that magazine cover, he is NICE" "I know, what a fitture
Fitture by MISSACH June 17, 2010
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something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come
1. Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls.

2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.

3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.
fixture by Douglas Teel December 2, 2007
used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.
username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."

username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES

username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)
fixtures by NSCer November 2, 2006

dick fixture 

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.
dick fixture by yuri December 5, 2004
a Roblox username dedicated to a Robloxian now named qzxtez
I just saw Fituure is a game!
Fituure by roblx August 4, 2020

light fixture 

A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.
I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.
light fixture by Trippy23 May 5, 2018

Room of Porcelain Fixtures 

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
Room of Porcelain Fixtures by uwg October 24, 2006
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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