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Fitture

A picture of a "fit" guy / girl.
Oooo look at that magazine cover, he is NICE" "I know, what a fitture
by MISSACH June 17, 2010
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fixture

something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come
1. Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls.

2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.

3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.
by Douglas Teel December 2, 2007
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fixtures

used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.
username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."

username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES

username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)
by NSCer November 2, 2006
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dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.
by yuri December 5, 2004
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Fituure

a Roblox username dedicated to a Robloxian now named qzxtez
I just saw Fituure is a game!
by roblx August 4, 2020
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light fixture

A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.
I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.
by Trippy23 May 5, 2018
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Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
by uwg October 24, 2006
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