fatture

Another term for the slang “for sure”, pronounced similarly to the term “couture”. Could also be used to mean the phattest an ass can be, pronounced similarly to the word “rapture”

Baby girl, let me see dat fatture of an ass.

Fatture!

by nimahj September 24, 2020

Fattress

When ya girl got so much back, that when she lyin on the bed, her back's elevated cuz her booty is poppin.

My girl's booty so big her fattress game strong.

by Sir Bumbles August 19, 2016

Faytures

"Faytures" a colloquial term used in the west of Ireland (mainly Galway) to call out to another person as a form of greeting, eg; "Hay Faytures". Also used occasionally as a way of teasing another person or purposely creating confusion in a conversation.

"hay Faytures", "sponge bob square faytures"

by johnb6669 May 4, 2010

Fapture

The day where everybody in the entire world faps.

We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.

by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Fattress

An extra-large bed or gurney used in a hospital for morbidly obese individuals

- Did you see that fatso come in with anasarca?
- Yeah, she was so big her pannus was hanging off her fattress... the dumb bitch.

by Madmanskin July 23, 2010

fattress

A mattress for heavy people

Do you want to swing by Mattress King and pick up a fattress?

She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either.

by Uncle Fatty June 22, 2008