A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.

When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.

ficture by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009

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ficture

noun. A facebook picture.

Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.

ficture by frebontheweb October 19, 2010

ficture

A photograph of a hand drawn picture.

At school the children learn by examining fictures.

ficture by Jeremy Hurst November 4, 2003

ficture

1. A picture or photograph that has been modified using Photoshop or other image editing programs so that it no longer gives a true representation of the subject matter.
2. Any image that has been modified or fabricated with the use of image editing software and passed off as real or authentic.

That photo with the donkey's head on the politician's body is clearly a ficture.

ficture by smokybluz December 15, 2008

fixture

something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come

1. Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls.

2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.

3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.

fixture by Douglas Teel December 2, 2007

fixtures

used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.

username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."

username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES

username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)

fixtures by NSCer November 2, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026