ficture
ficture by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007
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ficture
A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.
When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.
Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.
Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.
ficture by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009
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ficture by frebontheweb October 19, 2010
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ficture by Jeremy Hurst November 4, 2003
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fixture
something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come
1. Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls.
2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.
3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.
2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.
3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.
fixture by Douglas Teel December 2, 2007
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used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.
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