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revengeanceful

The mutual feelings between Strong Mad and "The Tire". Will be settled in "Tire Madness" only on pay-per-view.
by Yuri September 22, 2003
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Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.
by Yuri January 26, 2005
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dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.
by yuri December 5, 2004
mugGet the dick fixturemug.

Fran's tits

Did you see Fran's tits today?
by Yuri March 28, 2005
mugGet the Fran's titsmug.

e=mc2

Albert Einstein's forumla for his theory of general relativity.

E is Energy
m is Mass
c2 is really c squared (c^2). This means the velocity of light (8.0 x 10^8 meters/second)

By using this, it shows that no mass can accelerate to the speed of light.
Einstein is k1xx0r1ng j00 f00l'$ $#177`/ |V|47# $|<177$
by Yuri December 21, 2003
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excardon me

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.
Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup
by Yuri December 21, 2003
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Earthlink

Best ISP out there. I Get 5.1mbits down and 384kbps up for $43 a month including everything. Have been with them for over a year and no problems. You losers with dial-up should wake up to the year 2005. Of course earthlink dial-up sucks -- all dial-up sucks!
Hey Tommy has Road Runner and he pays almost ten dollars more than Earthlink charges, but the speed is the same. Now why is that?
by Yuri March 31, 2005
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