Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.
Fictophelia is an actual condition often used to describe the physical attraction to an animated fictional character, most common in Japanese anime and manga. Many hardcore fictophiliacs are often known as an otaku.
Just because you think Roy Mustang is a sex muffin and Edward Elric is a freaking sex god doesn't mean you have to touch yourself every time you hear their names, you facking fictopheliac!
It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.
A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..
Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring ā one checked fact at a time.