Fistopher

My mate Chris, who fists people

"Have you seen fistopher in action?!" MY friend said (agasp)

by Mott Mi and co July 21, 2017

Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

Fictophelia

Fictophelia is an actual condition often used to describe the physical attraction to an animated fictional character, most common in Japanese anime and manga. Many hardcore fictophiliacs are often known as an otaku.

Just because you think Roy Mustang is a sex muffin and Edward Elric is a freaking sex god doesn't mean you have to touch yourself every time you hear their names, you facking fictopheliac!

by Kanna Starr October 3, 2007

Sistopher

It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.

Guy: What's up Sistopher?
Girl: -________- Nothing BROSEPH.
Guy: Lol wow. Really?
Girl: Yesh :b

by TheOppositeOfYou November 27, 2011

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

by Confuction November 30, 2020

fistophile

A person with a fetish for either penetrating, or being penetrated by, a fist rather than anything else in any oraface....

"....would you mind using your whole hand in there instead of just fingers? guess i should have mentioned im a fistophile

by ubermilf March 20, 2016

fishopheliac

Attracted to fish

I’m a fishopheliac I f**k a fish

by Malorie321 November 29, 2020