Fistopher 

My mate Chris, who fists people

"Have you seen fistopher in action?!" MY friend said (agasp)

Fistopher by Mott Mi and co July 21, 2017

Christopher Wistopher 

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

Fictophelia 

Fictophelia is an actual condition often used to describe the physical attraction to an animated fictional character, most common in Japanese anime and manga. Many hardcore fictophiliacs are often known as an otaku.

Just because you think Roy Mustang is a sex muffin and Edward Elric is a freaking sex god doesn't mean you have to touch yourself every time you hear their names, you facking fictopheliac!

Fictophelia by Kanna Starr October 3, 2007

Sistopher 

It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.

Guy: What's up Sistopher?
Girl: -________- Nothing BROSEPH.
Guy: Lol wow. Really?
Girl: Yesh :b

Sistopher by TheOppositeOfYou November 27, 2011

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

Mistopher by Confuction November 30, 2020

fistophile 

A person with a fetish for either penetrating, or being penetrated by, a fist rather than anything else in any oraface....

"....would you mind using your whole hand in there instead of just fingers? guess i should have mentioned im a fistophile

fistophile by ubermilf March 20, 2016

fishopheliac 

Attracted to fish

I’m a fishopheliac I f**k a fish

fishopheliac by Malorie321 November 29, 2020