Confuction's definitions

banana stick

A cute girlfriend. most oftenly a blonde..

i think i'm going to set up a pof and try to a banana stick.

by Confuction October 12, 2021

Decimal-out

To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)

He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was

by Confuction August 12, 2021

Indie

Putting a new twist on something classic!!

I thought the original method was kinda old and outdated, so I pulled an Indie!!

by Confuction February 15, 2021

Bad Joint

Marijuana cigarette laced with tobacco and stuffed with a rolled-up cardboard filter.

I don't smoke joints without tobacco and filter - I only smoke bad joints.

by Confuction February 14, 2021

ChinaChina

One of the Best countries in the world, but stay off their bad side and be good while you're there or face some mad punishment and get shamed in front of the whole nation - be good and helpful and they will Like you..

We-we go-go a' ChinaChina mon, no go-a Jamaica today mon.

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Banged-out

Colloquial term for getting beat up or knocked out.

Timmy keeps talking trash about Scotty-B, he's asking the get himself banged-out in a hurry.
SCOTTY: " I'should go bang that idiot out."

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Chaggot

Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.

R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!

by Confuction December 6, 2020