Confuction's definitions

Clip Clop

To beat somebody up.

I clip clopped Tony last night.

by Confuction March 29, 2020

Monaiëchal

Adjective
Dreadfully diabolical in a very cynical way, full of selfishness and egoism to the point of laughing when your poor pet husky dog flip-flops down the stairs in confusion, or a hotgirl falls uncanny to misfortune. If you laugh at these things, this word describes you..

Are you really that monaiëchal that you would leave your son to walk in the pouring rain, are you fuct? what a monaiëchal sin!

by Confuction November 14, 2020

Marbleknock

To get clarked (murdered) by means of having a marble shot into the sidebone near the top of your nosebone penetrating into you head (simply bouncing off is sufficient if death and a murder conviction is the end result).

He's been up to no good around this neighborhood, he's asking to get himself marbleknocked..

by Confuction November 21, 2020

Chicken-Chorn

A creepy black raven-like demon with large wings, sharp talons and a face resembling that of a Plague Doctor Mask.
This demon's biggest fear is said to be "pestilence"..

Not to be messed with.

Did you see the creepy Chicken-Chorn in Lady Gaga's video??

by Confuction November 22, 2020

Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

by Confuction September 23, 2020

Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

by Confuction September 24, 2020

Buffaroon

A subspecies of "Buffoon". Often thought to be much more daft than a buffoon, with antics far more extreme than a lunatic, putting him/her far beyond the margin of "just being an Idiot".

I'm never drinking with him again, (me either!!) I don't blame ya, because he acts like a buffaroon everytime!!!

by Confuction September 24, 2020