Confuction's definitions

Chicken-Chorn

A creepy black raven-like demon with large wings, sharp talons and a face resembling that of a Plague Doctor Mask.
This demon's biggest fear is said to be "pestilence"..

Not to be messed with.

Did you see the creepy Chicken-Chorn in Lady Gaga's video??

by Confuction November 22, 2020

ChinaChina

One of the Best countries in the world, but stay off their bad side and be good while you're there or face some mad punishment and get shamed in front of the whole nation - be good and helpful and they will Like you..

We-we go-go a' ChinaChina mon, no go-a Jamaica today mon.

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020

Indie

Putting a new twist on something classic!!

I thought the original method was kinda old and outdated, so I pulled an Indie!!

by Confuction February 15, 2021

Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

by Confuction September 24, 2020

Marbleknock

To get clarked (murdered) by means of having a marble shot into the sidebone near the top of your nosebone penetrating into you head (simply bouncing off is sufficient if death and a murder conviction is the end result).

He's been up to no good around this neighborhood, he's asking to get himself marbleknocked..

by Confuction November 21, 2020

Decimal-out

To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)

He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was

by Confuction August 12, 2021