Confuction's definitions

ikey tikey

To have cut off multiple fingers, very bloody, and have at least one finger left sticking up.

Don't play with that! you'll get ikey tikey!

by Confuction July 12, 2017

Splickety Splades

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey

Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!

by Confuction July 12, 2017

Arn

A street slang term for a Ritalin & DXM cocktail with dissociative and hallucinogenic effects similar to PCP or some dirty ass MDMA.
Arn can come in Capsules or colorful tablets with stamps pictures and logos.
Arn is extremely dangerous because it is usually cut with other substances such as MDMA, cocaine, heroin or another psychedelic.
Arn is sometimes sold as other drugs like Ecstasy (MDMA), LSD, Ketamine or even PCP, so users who think they are buying these drugs often don't know what they're actually getting. Not much is known about the use of Arn and there are no reports of any deaths from the drug.

I got so high on Arn that I couldn't figure out where my feet were!

by Confuction July 19, 2017

Monaiëchal

Adjective
Dreadfully diabolical in a very cynical way, full of selfishness and egoism to the point of laughing when your poor pet husky dog flip-flops down the stairs in confusion, or a hotgirl falls uncanny to misfortune. If you laugh at these things, this word describes you..

Are you really that monaiëchal that you would leave your son to walk in the pouring rain, are you fuct? what a monaiëchal sin!

by Confuction November 14, 2020

Marbleknock

To get clarked (murdered) by means of having a marble shot into the sidebone near the top of your nosebone penetrating into you head (simply bouncing off is sufficient if death and a murder conviction is the end result).

He's been up to no good around this neighborhood, he's asking to get himself marbleknocked..

by Confuction November 21, 2020

Chicken-Chorn

A creepy black raven-like demon with large wings, sharp talons and a face resembling that of a Plague Doctor Mask.
This demon's biggest fear is said to be "pestilence"..

Not to be messed with.

Did you see the creepy Chicken-Chorn in Lady Gaga's video??

by Confuction November 22, 2020

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

by Confuction November 30, 2020