Mistopher

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A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

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mestopheles369

A no life loser who supports MrBALLSACKFTL. He always has to put that childish Hahaha at the end of every sentence he makes

Do you know that troll “mestopheles369”

You mean that no life who supports mrbossftw?

mestopheles369 by Mestopheles369 October 26, 2020

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Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

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Sistopher

It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.

Guy: What's up Sistopher?
Girl: -________- Nothing BROSEPH.
Guy: Lol wow. Really?
Girl: Yesh :b

Sistopher by TheOppositeOfYou November 27, 2011

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Mixtopher

Mixtopher is a MIX between a tofu vegan eating asshole and a fur munching weirdo. You may often meet this kind of guy at bar, game convention, or game streaming website. Mixtopher's are very egotistical, rude, and sarcastic.

My gosh, I met this guy and he was such a fucking mixtopher. He tried to ask me out and I was seriously thinking are you serious?

Mixtopher by okay okay bye August 26, 2017

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Mysiopherapist

A male physiopherapist.

Similar to a murse, being a male nurse.

Wow, look, its a mysiopherapist...

Yey for mysiopherapists...

Mysiopherapist by Ashley Sykes April 25, 2008

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Fistopher

My mate Chris, who fists people

"Have you seen fistopher in action?!" MY friend said (agasp)

Fistopher by Mott Mi and co July 21, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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