Definitions by ubermilf

prison pocket 

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

prison pocket by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket 

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

prison pocket by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket 

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

prison pocket by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket 

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

prison pocket by ubermilf August 30, 2016

prison pocket 

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

prison pocket by ubermilf August 30, 2016

Festitution

The act of selling your body for cash ( or in exchange) for summer festival tickets .

Valerie was unemployed & knew festitution was the only way to get her EDC LV ticket.

Festivals edm raves prostitution edc las vegas music djs dance money hooker electronic dance music slinging sex housemusic hookin makethatmoney pimp fleshpot

Festitution by ubermilf May 20, 2016

fistophile 

A person with a fetish for either penetrating, or being penetrated by, a fist rather than anything else in any oraface....

"....would you mind using your whole hand in there instead of just fingers? guess i should have mentioned im a fistophile

fistophile by ubermilf March 20, 2016