ubermilf's definitions

clit twerk

the ultimate in female orgasms in which a woman's orgasm is so intense it feels like its shaking and rolling. it is achievable with great oral sex , or a hyper-powered, vibrating sex toy during masturbation

OMG, i just came so hard i felt my clit twerk

by ubermilf March 24, 2015

Skin Kitten

the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory

my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning

by ubermilf April 20, 2015

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 30, 2016

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 30, 2016