Sistopher 

It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.

Guy: What's up Sistopher?
Girl: -________- Nothing BROSEPH.
Guy: Lol wow. Really?
Girl: Yesh :b

Sistopher by TheOppositeOfYou November 27, 2011

Christopher Wistopher 

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

Shitstopher Reeves 

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.

Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.

Shitstopher Reeves by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011

stopher 

Large mammal, similar to a gopher ,often referred to as the 'chubby rat'. Feeds on moles, especially the naked mole rat.

Steve!! Watch out for that stopher!!

stopher by Author Man 1 February 4, 2007

sistherin 

sistherin is the female version of the term 'bretherin', meaning friend or brother. Thus, as the feminine version, sistherin can be defined as to mean friend or sister.

"sistherin, let us go out and burn the men"

"hello my sistherin

sistherin by Greenday_AllDay January 11, 2006

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

Mistopher by Confuction November 30, 2020

Sitophelia 

a form of sexual fetishism in which participants are aroused by erotic situations involving food. The phrase is also used to refer to non-sexual play with food, such as playful and decorative food displays, enjoyment of preparing food, or even a play about food.
Chocolate is a well known aphrodisiac. Food play overlaps with other fetishes, including wet and messy fetishism, feederism, and Nyotaimori. It is differentiated from Vorarephilia, aka "Vore," in that food play fetishizes food while vore fetishizes the act of eating a living creature, or being eaten alive. ((You asked))

Cover your lover in chocolate or pudding. Perhaps even whipped cream?

A custard-covered-lover is true Sitophelia.

Sitophelia by Twysted Irish October 14, 2011