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Someone who realized his friends were making wacky definitions for everyone and decided to make one for himself in order to prevent that. Also, a Fishko is extremely handsome, intelligent and funny.

Darn, Fishko beat us to making the definition

“Wow Fishko is so hot and attractive. I want to carry his children.”

Fishko by PickleRick867 June 7, 2019

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knock over the fishbowl

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.

Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.

knock over the fishbowl by karkaran117 September 16, 2014

Related Words

Fishko • Fishkopf • Fishbowl • fishmonger • fishbone • fishfood • Fishboy • fishbox • fishdog • fishbowlin'

fishocrite

A hypocrite who claims to be a vegetarian/vegan but still eats fish.

Jeseppi: "Is that Scarlett smashing that salmon steak? I thought she was a vegetarian!!!"
Bob Barker: "Yep. Classic fishocrite."

fishocrite by Jeseppi December 9, 2012

Fishbowl

Fish bowl; An automobile that has absolutely no window tint installed therefore anyone/everyone can see right in the vehicle.

#fishbowl

Person1:“Oh man I’m glad we’re not riding around in Cindy’s car anymore”.
Person2: “Oh I know right. That thing’s a fishbowl”

Fishbowl; a car with no tint

Fishbowl by Choosysuzy April 21, 2019

Octo-Noggin FishJob

When you put an octopus’s head on a mans genitalia and proceed to suck it.

Originating from youtuber ColdRaven. (AKA ColdRaven’a Nest)

The man received an Octo-Noggin FishJob

Octo-Noggin FishJob by booboochoochoo April 7, 2021

Alfred Fishcock

Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.

When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.

Alfred Fishcock by xxmikeoxhugexx April 11, 2014

Tokyo Fishbowl

The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)

A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!

B: Is that really any worse than Taco Bell?

A: Good point.

Tokyo Fishbowl by neilpeartismygod September 30, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026