First2die

One who owns you, especially in Counter-Strike, Starcraft, and Reversi.

"He sure was a first2die."

"Naw, he wasnt THAT good"

"Ya, your right, what a scrub."

by Effer March 8, 2003

thirsty firstie

A first year in college eager for things.

Alan Liu is such a thirsty firstie.

by knle March 15, 2017

Firstie

The first of something, whether it be your first day of school or your first ever blowjob, a shortened way of saying ‘your first’.

John: comes back from his first day of school
Johns dad: “Johnno mate how was ya firstie?”

by Anonymousdruggo April 19, 2020

firsties

When a person gets on a message board or posts a comment "first" in a forum. This word is usually used by small children who believe it is cool to post the first message in any public board or forum.

Harry: I got firsties on three forums today!

Frank: Who cares?

by Nick B Cool September 13, 2005

firstie

First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies.

The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.

by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003

Firstie Lastie

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.

by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012

Firstie

When you make it to the comments section on a YouTube video or any social media comment section within the first few minutes or before anyone else and within the energy of your human being you comment first and brag about it like a little twat. You're otherwise thirsty for being first to comment on nearly anything. Gotta comment fast.

Commenter 1:Omg, this video hasn't been out almost a minute and no one is here. FIRST! FIRST! FIIIRRRRSSSTTT!!!

Commenter 2: dudes Firstie

by TalentedOnion April 8, 2021