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Firstie

When you make it to the comments section on a YouTube video or any social media comment section within the first few minutes or before anyone else and within the energy of your human being you comment first and brag about it like a little twat. You're otherwise thirsty for being first to comment on nearly anything. Gotta comment fast.

Commenter 1:Omg, this video hasn't been out almost a minute and no one is here. FIRST! FIRST! FIIIRRRRSSSTTT!!!

Commenter 2: dudes Firstie

by TalentedOnion April 8, 2021