Firqin 

A trustworthy, cultural man with very good looks. Has no weaknesses and his knowledge has no boundaries. Respected in his field, respectful to others. Loyal when it comes to affection. A natural leader and problem solver.

And he drinks like a fish.

Hail Firqin! Hail Firqin! Hail Firqin!
Bow, and be prepared to be astonished by his looks and character. Bow, and absorb all his knowledge and advice.
Hail Firqin! Hail Firqin! Hail Firqin!

Firqin by Reallyitsnotme December 31, 2017

Chekhov’s Firing Squad 

A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.

“Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!”

Chekhov’s Firing Squad by Theomunstroa May 20, 2023

Firing the Surgeon General 

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

Firing the Surgeon General by Android May 2, 2006

imma firin mah lazer 

the firing of one's lazer

"imma chargin mah lazer"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER. SHOOP DA WHOOP!"

imma firin mah lazer by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009

Firin em 

The act of sending mass text messages to the same girl over and over when calling her would be a much easier solution.

Aust: Boy sherm who you firin em to over there?
Sherm: My main bitch Kelly... what's it to you?

Firin em by Borg22188 December 15, 2008

firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

firing off some knuckle children by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Firing shots 

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

Firing shots by Skim milk June 20, 2015