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n. the act of vomitting. (Peristalsis being the sequence of muscular contractions that moves food down the esophagus, the reverse of which would bring food up the esophagus.)

Fructose Intolerant -
1. The act of spooning an open grape fruit and having acidy fructose substance annhilate the retina of the human eyeball.

2. One who is allergic to fructose or has a hard time talking about his/her emotions.

3. Froogly Googly BoppleGoblins dancing poony boonliy in the pale night while eating bumpkin pumpkin pomegrants.

4. FRUIT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

n. a male who is sexually attracted to fat women and feels a compulsive need to feed women to make them fatter.

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

The art of being a bum ninja, or a ass assassin.