6 definitions by Android

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n. a male who is sexually attracted to fat women and feels a compulsive need to feed women to make them fatter.
Watch out for Bob; he's a feeder. His last girlfriend gained 40 lbs.
by Android November 24, 2004
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<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.
by Android April 20, 2006
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n. the act of vomitting. (Peristalsis being the sequence of muscular contractions that moves food down the esophagus, the reverse of which would bring food up the esophagus.)
Sam drank too much. He's in the bathroom engaging in reverse peristalsis.
by Android March 09, 2005
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The art of being a bum ninja, or a ass assassin.
Being a Bung Fu master is a sure sign of gayness
by Android May 23, 2004
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My brother is such an asshole. A few years ago he informed me that he didn't want or need me in his life.
by ANDROID September 23, 2016
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Fructose Intolerant -
1. The act of spooning an open grape fruit and having acidy fructose substance annhilate the retina of the human eyeball.

2. One who is allergic to fructose or has a hard time talking about his/her emotions.

3. Froogly Googly BoppleGoblins dancing poony boonliy in the pale night while eating bumpkin pumpkin pomegrants.

4. FRUIT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Grapefuit in your eye. "A Ninja Pays Half My Rent"
by Android November 28, 2003
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