Firewords

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Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

Firewords by McHesp September 16, 2017

Words you can keep

The Creator's fireworks

The Northern Lights, Aurora Borealis, a fantastic natural light show!

We were fortunate to see The Creator's fireworks in the winter in the early AM hours, after midnight. They were spectacular!

The Creator's fireworks by Starchylde May 20, 2016

bootleg fireworks

A whole new way of praying.

oh SHIT OH GAWD JESUS JESUS JESUS LORD JE ZUS JESUS OHHHH JESUS CHRIST OHH OHHHHHH JESUS JESUS OHHH LAWD 'REEKRIS' LAWD JESUS IT GOIN DOWN AWWW MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS

bootleg fireworks by Wonka9090 October 10, 2011

Fireworks Factory

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.

I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?

Fireworks Factory by swift_icarus July 29, 2010

The firework is beautiful isn't it

When you love someone but you know that they don't have the same feeling for you and you are willing to let it go / to move on even if you never had a relationship. ( a one sided love)

The firework is beautiful isn't it, i love you but i know i need to move on even though we didn't have been in a relationship.

The firework is beautiful isn't it by Piparshy December 28, 2021

Mexican Fireworks

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)

Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww

Mexican Fireworks by Shaggo July 30, 2010

Throw firewood

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.

You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."

Throw firewood by Yodamane January 1, 2012

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026