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Firewords 

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.
Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
Firewords by McHesp September 16, 2017
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The Creator's fireworks

The Northern Lights, Aurora Borealis, a fantastic natural light show!
We were fortunate to see The Creator's fireworks in the winter in the early AM hours, after midnight. They were spectacular!

bootleg fireworks

A whole new way of praying.
oh SHIT OH GAWD JESUS JESUS JESUS LORD JE ZUS JESUS OHHHH JESUS CHRIST OHH OHHHHHH JESUS JESUS OHHH LAWD 'REEKRIS' LAWD JESUS IT GOIN DOWN AWWW MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
bootleg fireworks by Wonka9090 October 10, 2011

Fireworks Factory 

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.
I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?

The firework is beautiful isn't it 

When you love someone but you know that they don't have the same feeling for you and you are willing to let it go / to move on even if you never had a relationship. ( a one sided love)
The firework is beautiful isn't it, i love you but i know i need to move on even though we didn't have been in a relationship.

Mexican Fireworks 

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)
Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww
Mexican Fireworks by Shaggo July 30, 2010

Throw firewood 

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.
You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."
Throw firewood by Yodamane January 1, 2012
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