33 definitions by McHesp
by McHesp August 1, 2020
Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 17, 2017
John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.
"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."
"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."
by McHesp March 21, 2017
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Say it."
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "C'mon say it!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Stop clicing, and say the fucking word!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuck!"
Person 2: "Good job."
Person 2: "Say it."
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "C'mon say it!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Stop clicing, and say the fucking word!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuck!"
Person 2: "Good job."
by McHesp August 1, 2020
by McHesp December 31, 2018
by McHesp August 1, 2020