Fireboard

Verb-
To Waterboard someone with lit napalm

"We gonna Fireboard those motherjammers."

Fireboard by Balacke August 10, 2017

Fireboard those Motherjammers 

the wrong answer when someone asks you: "what should you do if you see a terrie getting froggy"
the correct answer is: draxx them sklounst

bro what do you do when you see a terrie getting froggy?
you should fireboard those motherjammers
NO, you need to draxx them sklounst

Fireboard those Motherjammers by Gules Vernon March 11, 2019

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

high density fiberboard 

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more

my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product

high density fiberboard by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

Firebird 

Opposite of slow, Last of the Muscle Cars

"Damn yo! That Firebird smoked your civic and he wasn't even racing you!"

Firebird by Tmac August 28, 2003

medium density fiberboard 

medium density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board but denser and stronger is used in construction furniture making consumer products and many more uses

i wanted solid wood molding and trim for my house but i ended up with medium density fiberboard because of costs once painted medium density fiberboard looks good awesome

medium density fiberboard by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

Firebird 

The Best Fucking Line of Cars Ever Created by Man only second to its big brother the GTO Judge. Its has been said that God Gave the Firebird to John Delorean in a dream, it came down from the heavens like an angle blazing with the light of God, with one goal, to get its driver some pussy. The Firebird has been known to get its owner thrown in jail on many occasions for manslaughter when sum stupid mother fucker comes up to you and says, "hey Buddy,... Nice Camaro."

"But Judge, He called my Firebird a Camaro"

The Judge replies, " I understand, case dismissed, Let this man go free, there is an 84' missing its driver."

Justice Has Been Served, Long Live The Firebird (1968-2002)

Firebird by JBall The Destroyer January 4, 2010