Firetard

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A firetard is when someone makes you so angry you feel a fire start in your chest then it blows out and spits out words that could potentially hurt someone but you did not intend it to. Such as swearing when you are mad, fucktards are uncontrollable.

Man a firetard just fucked up my relationship

Firetard by peacefulnun10010 May 13, 2020

Words you can keep

firetard

An offensive misspelling of the popular Warrior Cat's character Firestar.
Recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior's fandom ever since.

Fangirl1: Haha, Firestar is such a Firetard. Firetard and Gaystripe bitches!
Fangirl2: OMFG YOU DIDN'T! SO OFFENSIVE. RAGE!
Fangirl1: Oops, just misspelled Firestar! My bad.
Fangirl2+rest of fandom: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU OFFENSIVE INSENSITIVE POOPYHEAD! LEAVE TUMBLR NOOOW

firetard by Random~Furry December 24, 2013

Related Words

firetard • Fretard • Fireturds • fretarded • Fietardi • Fireturd Suite • firstard • foretard • 'Reakin' Fretard • boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Firetard

Someone who is in the fireheart discord who is retarded

I can’t deal with you firetards

Firetard by Opotteh December 9, 2022

Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

Fireturd Suite by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

fretard

freaking retard

quit being a fretard

fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011

firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

Fretard

Frigging Retard.

"You're such a fretard!!"

Fretard by matt October 10, 2003

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026