Fire-Hosed 

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!

Fire-Hosed by thefireman May 2, 2015

Fire Hosed 

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

Fire Hosed by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018

runaway fire hose 

when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it

"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"

runaway fire hose by MO25 May 16, 2007

Yarmando Fire Hose 

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.

Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!

Yarmando Fire Hose by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009

Ukrainian Fire-Hose 

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

Ukrainian Fire-Hose by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013

Drinkn From a Fire Hose 

1) The act of trying to accomplish something that is pretty much impossible.

2)To Have good, yet futile intentions

3)A website WHERE NOTHING IS SAFE FROM the creators BIASED OPINION. BASED IN THE IOWA CITY, IA AREA HOME OF THE IOWA HAWKEYES, They TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING they FEEL they NEED TOO. MIX IN A DASH OF ANGER, A PINCH OF REASON AND A HEAPING HANDFUL OF HUMOR, AND YOU'RE DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!!(taken from their site: www.drinknfromafirehose.com)

1) A:Hey look at Johnny trying to get that hot chicks number!!
B:trying to get a number out of that bar whore is like DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!

2)A:Do you think that feminist would like a hand changing her tire?
B: You're better off DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE, my good man!

3) www.drinknfromafirehose.com.....

Drinkn From a Fire Hose by JohnnySacs02 October 25, 2005

Fire Hose 

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.

I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.

Fire Hose by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010