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When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
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by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018
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When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.
Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!
by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014
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When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.
"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face
by Firehoser March 30, 2014
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When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!
by thefireman May 02, 2015
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