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five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
five finger fire sale by Gullek November 20, 2011
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fire sale 

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely low prices, typically when the seller faces bankruptcy or other impending distress. The term may originally have been based on the sale of goods at a heavy discount due to fire damage.

also known as a computer hacker term that is imposes the threat of destroying all financial records, public utilities, transportation and to kill the economy and stock market. as from the above definition, a fire sale is where "everything must go" which in this case are the above. in essence it is a plan designed to create chaos by destroying technology to the point where a country can't operate (since we depend on computers and technology so much)
do i need an example? i explained it above. this isn't a spelling bee. you don't need to hear the word fire sale in a sentence.
fire sale by buttahburnz August 4, 2007

Fire sale 

As seen in the 2007 movie “Live Free or Die Hard”. A Fire Sale is an assault against the United States’ government, transportation, and economy by computer hackers. Much like the more common term meaning "everything must go." Any and all computer-based systems are the objective and would destroy the modern day life of America.
The term "fire sale" is used to describe a hypothetical attack by computer hackers on vital networks. (Wikipedia)
Fire sale by Heather Lyn August 1, 2007

Fire sale 

Fire Sale is a growing online marketplace located at Firesale.co where deal savvy shoppers can buy and sell anything fast. With Fire Sale, the main priority is to be the world’s most customer oriented marketplace, where anyone can discover virtually anything they want to shop for online. With Fire Sale, they endeavor to create the best destination online by giving customers more of what they want. Firesale.Co offers fire sales, hot deals, a vast selection, low prices, fast and reliable delivery, trusted payment gateways and a convenient online shopping experience! Fire sale's goal is to provide online buyers and sellers with a world-class e-commerce platform to buy and sell online. Fire Sale is committed to ensuring purchase guarantees for buyers and sellers alike. Not to mention, all the security features for shopping done on the Fire Sale merchant platform. So that you can benefit from a secure online ordering experience, convenient payment options such as cash on delivery and easy returns to enjoy a completely hassle-free online shopping experience. Fire Sale іѕ a top notch online ѕhopping website for buying and selling online! Buy and sell at the fire sale and join the Fire Sale movement!
I just ordered the coolest t-shit on Fire Sale and it already arrived!

My sister gave me a $100 gift card to Fire Sale for my Birthday!
Fire sale by Fat Boi Slim September 6, 2017

Fire Sale 

The moment when you hit the Box and get a weapon for 10 bucks...and then get down
Time for a Fire Sale!!
Fire Sale by The untoten August 14, 2013

fire sale 

When you go to a party and you see nothin but busted bitches, it's like anybody can take'em home any time he feels like it. So it's as if there's a fire sale goin down. Everything must go!
Shit, homey, we done run up on a fire sale. Let's peace out and go to that other party outside of town.
fire sale by Lanky Killer May 7, 2004

Fire sale eviction 

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.
He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.
Fire sale eviction by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
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