Fienchise

Relatable to the fiend, but this certain customer only shows for no more than dimes and dubs and will possibly ask for it to be fronted. If your luck turns and he has all your money, it may not be so straightforward as you begin to count all the coins and pennies he just handed you. So much for having your bread, this fiend practically needs to be demanded to not bring fucking change cuz your trying to actually make some easy, consistent and real money. Deny cuffing him n hell stammer about how he spent 65 dollars with you the past 2 weeks n that he's a big customer when your legit selling a half after your done counting the bum ass change left you. Fucking Fienchise

Fienchise: "yo lemme cuff a dub"
You: "cant dawg need my money"
Fienchise: "man smh chump I'll hitchu when I'm right"
You: *too yourself* "damn 37 year old fien"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

The Franchise-Principle

When a song sucks the first time you listen to it but after listening more often it turns out to be actually fire.
Just like the song Franchise by Travis Scott

This song „...“ is a perfect example for The Franchise-Principle

by WhoWasInParis? January 4, 2021

Poverty Franchise

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.

Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹

by tpaDawg April 18, 2023

Poverty franchise

It is when a sports franchise team performs poorly on a habitual basis. They rack up losing records, wasting young talent and draft picks. It is also a monetary matter.

1. — Do you think the Detroit Pistons will make the Playoffs by next year?
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.

by AyoJelani June 28, 2023

Franchise belt

A franchise champion is a belt given to certain boxers to avoid fighting their mandatories who are young hungry lions

You know they gave Canelo that franchise belt as he don't want no smoke with Charlo

by elelcooljane October 24, 2019

Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.

If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung

by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008