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Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.
If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung
Frenchinese by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009
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Frenchanese 

1. What you tell your French teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy him/her.

2. What somebody who speaks both Japanese and French (and combines both languages for different words in a sentence accidentally sometimes) speaks.
Madame: Comment tu t'appelles?

Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchanese.

Madame: WHAT?!?!?!?!

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Frenchanese Person: Konichiwa, je m'appelle Hotaru. J'ai juusan ans.

frenchies 

"that girls wearing frenchies, sweet"
frenchies by squireB April 5, 2008

tis i the frenchiest fry 

It's the best insta username ever and the person who has it is the coolest person in the world💁
Tis i the frenchiest fry is the best

Frenchies 

Rare disease that french people get and spread to others. The disease itself makes you have the uncontrollable desire to give up.
Ross developed a serious case of the frenchies and gave up on this school, work, and his life.
Frenchies by jewwwsswssws August 22, 2011

Frenchenese 

what you tell your french teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy her
Madame: Bonjour! Quest-ce que tu aimes faire?

Bored Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchenese.

Teacher: EXCUSE ME?

Frenchies 

High school kids, in french immersion who are WAYYYY cooler than ANYONE else especially Englishies They are so cool they don't even know why they bother coming. ;)
English Idiot: DAMN FRENCHIES!!!

Frenchie: honhonhon!! Va te faire foudre!!

English Idiot: Wtf kid.

Frenchie: Oui oui. Ca roule.
Frenchies by Kayrahssimma April 10, 2009