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Feten (fee-tin) is any foul, repulsive, sticky substance of uncertain composition (and exact origin), that finds its way onto unsuspecting people. Usually found on bar counters, public toilet seats, escalator hand rails, restaurant tables and in motel rooms.
Sam: Why's your arm sticking to everything on my desk?

Bill: My elbow picked up some feten at that last truck stop diner.

Sam: What are those dark bits in there, in-between the hair?

Bill: No idea... but if I feed them peanuts they stop moving around so much.
Feten by Billy-Bob Savage November 2, 2010
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Hardest kindest female you’ll probably ever meet.

Exceptional human usually has a great body.
Something absolutely fantastic and one of a kind in greatness.
That girl is Gorgeous!
Yeah abs brilliant, that’s a Feben
Feben by Yep12 March 2, 2022
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Feten • fetenyl • Feen • Femenist • Feenin • feening • Feeney • feeny • femenazi • Feener
Faten is very charming, seductive women who are also rather image-conscious. This could be expressed by the way they dress (often with originality), or by the choices they make in life and their personal views. Romantically, they are idealistic and elitist and can be very fussy when choosing a partner. Faten is protective by nature, and are therefore very good at comforting and supporting others, usually forgetting about themselves in the process.
And also they need love, can be exclusive and are very frightened by aggressive or violent behavior.
A: Faten is so hard to get.
B: Why ?
A: I think she's too (picky)
Faten by caroline. spr December 27, 2017

Fatential 

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.
She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.
Fatential by mangakanga June 18, 2009
A woman with a great sense of humor, has great family values, strong willed/minded.

who does not leave you alone in a difficult situation

She's smart

beautiful
kind and nurturing

vivacious

loves with all her heart.

She feels like home
She is also more than happy to tell you when you're wrong.
''that girl is perfect! i know shes Feben
feben by timetoGAL July 4, 2022
Partied out in Buckhead or Tucker GA
just north of Atlanta.
A party goer who survives to the end of a long night out in Buckhead/Tucker Georgia is finally feted.
feted by Ken M. Zappala April 12, 2008

FETerinarius 

Feterinarius is a soldier in the digital army who serves as a surgeon of the electronics that power backbone of the the internet, ICSs and all that is controlled electronically.
John; The geek from IT really knows a lot about the history FETs and MOSFETs and how they've powered the digital age!
Richard: That's why they call him FETerinarius bro
FETerinarius by Max86 July 12, 2017
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