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Fetalized
Hey we got so hammered last night damn! Let’s go get something to eat . I can’t I’m fetalized can’t get off couch!
Fetalized by Storm Byron December 30, 2025
Related Words
Fetalized • Fecalized • Feralized • fetalizer • fertilized • fecalize • FEMAtized • feralised • fertilized butter • Fertilized Facial
fecalize
fecalize by brentionary March 17, 2009
Fried and Fertilized
Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011
fogalized
The result of knobdicking, thinking you can improve the function of a properly running equipment by adjusting or calibrating the equipment BUT instead you fuck it up
fogalized by rightclickron November 24, 2020
Fried or Fertilized
A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.
Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026